On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
A grapefruit in a live tree.
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Three calling geese, two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Four Sandhill Cranes, three calling geese, two huge pinecones and
a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Five gold-en things, Four Sandhill cranes, three calling geese,
two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Six Donkeys brayin’, five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes,
three calling geese, two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Seven lights a-flashin’, six Donkeys brayin’, five gold-en things, four
Sandhill Cranes, three calling geese, two huge pinecones and
a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eight Egrets eating, seven lights a-flashin’, six Donkeys brayin’,
five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes, three calling geese,
two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Nine mini oranges, eight Egrets eating, seven lights a-flashin’,
six Donkeys brayin’, five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes, three
calling geese, two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Ten kernels poppin’, nine mini oranges, eight Egrets eating, seven
lights a-flashin’, six Donkeys brayin’, five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes,
three calling geese, two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Eleven stockings hanging, ten kernels poppin’, nine mini oranges, eight Egrets eating,
seven lights a-flashin’, six Donkeys brayin’, five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes, three
calling geese, two huge pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me,
Twelve versions of “Baby it’s Cold Outside”, eleven stockings hanging, ten kernels
poppin’, nine mini oranges, eight Egrets eating, seven lights a-flashin’, six Donkeys
brayin’, five gold-en things, four Sandhill Cranes, three calling geese, two huge
pinecones and a grapefruit in a live tree.